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Hemadri Raju

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Manager asked Chiru at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Chiru replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

 

 

 

 

After returning back from a foreign trip, Chiru asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Chiru: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

  

 

 

 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Chiru:

Any great man born in this village???

Chiru: no sir, only small Babies!!! 

 

 

 

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi

So Chiru writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

  

 

 

When Chiru was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver

adjusted the mirror. Chiru shouted, "You are trying to see my

wife? Sit behind. I will drive. 

 

 

 

Chiru: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Chiru: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

  

 

 

Chiru: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Chiru: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new 

 

 

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Chiru: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

 

 

 

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Chiru: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Chiru: Bcoz it is Black & White

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 Chiru in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Chiru: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 

 

 

 

Chiru: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Chiru: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".  

 

 

 

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Chiru: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

 

pawan: anna, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.

sirio: Amazing, whats dat msg??

pawan: Battery low.....

sirio: Wow nice Naku forward chey

 

 

 

sirio: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.

pawan: Bathikinda ..

sirio: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi

 

 

Once a donkey kicked sirio and ran away.

sirio: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"

 

 

 

NASA sent chiru to Moon..sirio got into the rocket, after going half the way sirio jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon

 

Sardar at bar in HYD.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Chiru says - "Chiranjeevi Married"

 

charan to pavan: Babai....nuvu simha records break chese movies theyali...

pavan : puli vasthundi kada...

charan : ee time lo jokes avasarama ??

pavan : evadu ra first joke vesindi ......nuva..nenaa....

 

 

 

 

CHIRU  was fillling a slam book. He did not know the meaning of zodiac sign.

He turned last page & saw wat allu arivnd wrote..allu wrote cancer, so chiru 

wrote AIDS...

 

 

 

 

chiru went to bookshop and asked an 8th class text book.

shop keeper: ledandi

chiru: no problem, rendu 4th class text books evandi

thats the XXXXX

 

 

 

 

CHIRU: do u know swiming?

PAVAN: no

CHIRU: xxx is better than u

PAVAN: do u know swiming?

CHIRU: yes

PAVAN:then wats diff. b/w u and xxx??

 

 

on an examination day,

 

Pawan:Enti annai door daggare ninchuni unnav? class loki raa..

 

Chiru: ore picchi moddu idi entrance exam ...

 

 

Pawan: annayya naa cel ki oka message raganee cell switch off aipoindi...

 

chiru : em message raa?

 

pawan: battery low...

 

chiru: oree eesari vaste aa mesage naku frwrd cheyyava pls.

 

 

Ilanti eno Goppa jokes and Sms eno vunai. meeru papithe daniki 10 Ki rettippu inchi mari msgs chestamu. meru decide chesukondi balayya meeda paniki malina msgs pettithe response inka ilaga vuntundi..

 

Meeku chiru ante istam vundachu .kani avathala hero ni thakuvaga chesi msg pettagudadu.

 

kavalane pettithe meeku chiru meeda comments vastai dhaniki meeru ready aithe meemu kuda double ready.

 

 

Pina pettina msg tho Chiru fan okadu natho matladam manesadu alage balyayya meeda msg lo pettadam ledu.

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