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CBI investigating Jagan…

 

CBI: Chudu idhi abaddala machine.. abaddalu adi aadadu, nuvvu aadithey cheptundi.. PK-5.gif

 

Jagan: ohoooo.. Na kosam intha equipment techara uncle. Brahmi-2.gif

 

CBI: Ne peru??

 

Jagan: Y S Jagan Mohan Reddy

 

Machine: Alright.. Alright..

 

CBI: Ne age??

 

Jagan: 30

 

Machine: Aaayyyeee… Aaayyyeee…

 

CBI: (Jagan ni lagi kotti) Machine arustundi ikkada..

 

Jagan: 40

 

Machine: Alright Alright…

 

CBI: Me Nanna gari peru??

 

Jagan: Chandrababu Naidu

 

Machine: Ayyeee…. Ayyyeeee….

Jagan: he he he bhale bhale.. Machine baga panichestundi.. v6426d.gif

 

CBI: (Jagan ni lagi kotti) Nuvvu test chestavani danini tesukuraledu ra.. Ninnu test cheyadaniki adi techa.. 5ScS1lYF.gif cheppu Me nanna gari peru..

 

Jagan: Y S Rajasekhar Reddy

 

Machine: Alright… Alright..

 

CBI: Yem cheddam ani politics ki vacharu Me nanna garu??

 

Jagan: Prajaseva, Rashtranni Abhivruddhi margam lo nadapatam, Prajalani chaitanyavantulani cheyatam, 1/- re. ki kilo bhiyyam ivvatam dwara prajala akali teerchatam, Raithulaki vuchitha vidhyuttu, Arogyasri dwara prajalaki merugaina vaidya sadupayam lantivi cheyataniki

 

Machine: Ayyyeee.. Ayyyeee..

 

CBI: (Jagan ni kummina taruvatha) Ikkada arustundi idi…

 

Jagan: Prajalaki seva perutho Bank lo binami accounts maintain cheyatam, purugu patina bhiyyam ni kilo 1/- re. ki istune kandipappu 100/- rs ki ammatam.. Bhu khabjalu, Hatya Rajakeeyalu, 1,00,000 crores target. Ila cheptu pothe list goes on adhyaksha…

 

Machine: Alright.. Alright..

 

CBI: (Jagan ni lagi kotti) Idhemaina assembly yemtra adhyaksha antunnav??

 

Jagan: Alavatu ayyipoyindi uncle.

 

Machine: Alright Alright..

 

CBI: Saradaga nuvvu TV lo chuse programs cheppu…

 

Jagan: Poddunne Maa Music lo “Morning coffee”, “Chai Biscuit”, Gemini Music lo “Many Happy Returns” parallel ga chusina taruvatha ETV, Maa TV, Gemini Movies, Gemini TV lo vache telugu movies ni kuda parallel ga chustu vuntanu. Night aithey “Mogali Rekulu” na favorite, aa taruvatha Maa TV, Zee TV lo vache “OmKar” annaya programs ante nenu chala excited ga chustanu.

 

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Machine: Aaayyyeee… Aaayyyeee…

 

CBI: (Jagan ni malli lagi kotti) Neku nijalu cheppe alavate ledara?

 

Jagan: Neneppudu nijame cheptanu uncle.

 

Machine: Aaaayyyeeee… Aaaayyyeeee…

 

Jagan: Yeppudaina Abaddalu aaduthanu…

 

Machine: Aaayyyeee… Aaayyyeeee…

 

Jagan: Appudappudu Abaddalu aaduthanu..

 

Machine: Aaaayyyyeee.. Aaayyyeee…

 

Jagan: Prajala avasarala kosam, Prathipakshalani thokkeyatam kosam abaddalu aaduthanu

 

Machine: Aaayyyeee Aaayyyeee

 

Jagan: Na avasarala kosam abaddalu aaduthanu….

 

Machine: Aaayyyeee Aaaayyyeee

 

Jagan: Ori nayanoooooo!!! Asalu naku avasaram srushtinchukotaniki kuda abaddalu aaduthanu..

 

Machine: Alright Alright…

 

CBI: Ippudu cheppu.. Nee hobbies yemti??

 

Jagan: Poddunne prathi TV channel lo na meeda vache news chudatam, Crime stories, Neralu

Ghoralu etc

 

Machine: Alright.. Alright..

 

CBI: Avunu neku oka channel vundi kada??

 

Jagan: Abbe ledandi.. channel ante TV channel andi? Ante mastaru manam kuda channels pettacha??

 

Machine: Aaayyyeee.. Aaayyyeee..

 

Jagan: (Ne amma Machine…)

 

CBI: Machine ni tidutunnaventra? (Jagan ni lagi kotti) cheppu channel vunda leda?

 

Jagan: vundi.

 

Machine: Alright Alright..

 

CBI: Peru?

 

Jagan: Yevaridi? Meeda? Mee peru naku yem telusu.

 

CBI: Yedava teetneelu aadaka.. (Jagan ni Malli kummi) Channel peru?

 

Jagan: Sakshi.

 

Machine: Alright Alright..

 

CBI: Ne hobbies yemto cheppu??

 

Jagan: TV chudatam, Listening Music (patha patalu padatam, vinatam), novels chadavatam,

tokkudu billa, Cricket chudatam, Stamp collection, Facebook lo Farmvillie, Mafia games aadatam lantivi.

 

Machine: Aaaayyyeee… Aaaayyyyeee..

 

Jagan: Odarpu Yatralu chestanu. Adduga vachina vallani tokkeyatam, 1zvrczn.gif Cricket Bettings, Currency Collection, Land Mafia.

 

Machine: Alright Alright…

 

CBI: Nuvvu CM aithye yem chestav???

 

Jagan: 2,00,000 crores na target. 1zwdszk.jpg

 

Machine: Alright Alright..

 

CBI: So list lo vunna vallu antha nee binami lu??? Antha ne nalla dabbu ey kada??

 

Jagan: Avunu

 

Machine: Alright Alright…

 

Jagan: (Bikka moham vesukuni Mind lo..) xxxxx Machine Prepare ayyi cheppeddam ani cheppina okka answer kuda workout kaledu..

 

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Gajan gaadi inspiration veedu anta

 

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Ee paina vunna boku naayal, US Attorney General gaa pani chesad. Veedini oka saari investigate cheste veedi answers

 

1) I do not know

2) I do not remember

3) I cannot re-collect

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