entiodu Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Mithrulu lara: Mana Balayya medha Jokes chala bayataki vosthuni e rojuloo..manamu kuda a jokes ki anti-jokes pracharam cheyandham..meeku thelisina anti-jokes post cheyyandi... JAI NTR....JAI JAI NTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 adiviloo chimapgee anni meeting pettukuntayii meeting okka chimangee thapipoindhii ani ,avi anni mokummadi dhadii chessthayii hyderbad nii pedha chinpanjii kosamuu ,a chimpanjeey chiru chimapnjii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manoj Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 HERE IS ONE MORE ANTY JOKE FOR YOU Hi, Devuda ! Oh Manchi Devuda ! Chimpanjee lanti Moham ichav , Ammukovataniki Fans Blood ni ichav, Thannichu kovadaniki Thammunni ichav, xxxx Lanti Allundni ichav, Panikirani Kodukuni ichav, Yenduku devuda Jr. NTR ni potiga ichav Aina nuvvu naku nachav ! nachav !! nachav !!! ENJOY :) :) :) Urs..Chimpanji .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satya141 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 babai I have other joke. "BILLGATES ASK SHIS FRIEND TELL ME THE TRICK HOW TO BECOME POOR"? FRIEND: MAKE A MOVIE WITH CHIRU. BILLGATES: WHY? FRIEND:IF U MAKE AMOVIE WIOTH HIM AND RE4LEASED WORLD WIDE HE WILL SQUEEZE U UNTIL U HAVE TO RUN THE MOVIE 175 DAYS WORLD WIDE. BILLGATES:OH'I WANT ONLY TO BECOME "POOR" NOT "BEGGER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satya141 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 HAI ALL I HAVE OTHER JOKE ON STALIN. ONE PERSON WATCHED STALIN MOVIE AND WENT TO HIS HUOSE.HE HAD SEX WITH HIS WIFE.HIS WIFE SATISFIED AND SAID THANKS FOR SATISFYING HIM.THEN THE PERSON SAID DON'T SAY THANK U ALSO SATISFY THEREE GUYS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 babai I have other joke. "BILLGATES ASK SHIS FRIEND TELL ME THE TRICK HOW TO BECOME POOR"? FRIEND: MAKE A MOVIE WITH CHIRU. BILLGATES: WHY? FRIEND:IF U MAKE AMOVIE WIOTH HIM AND RE4LEASED WORLD WIDE HE WILL SQUEEZE U UNTIL U HAVE TO RUN THE MOVIE 175 DAYS WORLD WIDE. BILLGATES:OH'I WANT ONLY TO BECOME "POOR" NOT "BEGGER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaddurarey Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Joke on Stalin... ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durga Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 BILLGATES:OH'I WANT ONLY TO BECOME "POOR" NOT "BEGGER" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggipidugu Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 naa thaana manchi masala anti joke undi... ban cheyyanante postuthaa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headmaster Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 2 friends subbarao and apparao meet after long time . orey apparao nee kodukulu em chesthunnaru ra okadu doctor inkodu engineer ayyadu ra ani garvanga chebutaadu .. neeku mugguru kodukulu kadha mari moodovadu emm chestunnadu .. endhuku panikirakunda poyadu ..vaadu na paruvu theesadu voorulo talayethukoleka pothunnanu .. intlo nundi tharimiveesanu.. taagubothu ayyada , donga ayyada , goonda ayyada , rapist ayyada .. inka goranga thayarayadu .. SIRIO PAN AYYADU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headmaster Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 2 friends subbarao and apparao meet after long time . orey apparao nee kodukulu em chesthunnaru ra okadu doctor inkodu engineer ayyadu ra ani garvanga chebutaadu .. neeku mugguru kodukulu kadha mari moodovadu emm chestunnadu .. endhuku panikirakunda poyadu ..vaadu na paruvu theesadu voorulo talayethukoleka pothunnanu .. intlo nundi tharimiveesanu.. taagubothu ayyada , donga ayyada , goonda ayyada , rapist ayyada .. inka goranga thayarayadu .. SIRIO PAN AYYADU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhinetha Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oka sari chirio, PK iddaru US velli, ala thiruguthu south ki vellaru. akkada PK ki, cowboys ni chusi, cowboy getup eyyalanipincindhi. anniyyani adigithe sare padha annadu. iddaru cowboy getups esukuni, rendu gurralaithe adde ekkuva + okarinokaru miss avuthamemonani, iddaru kalisi oke gurram meedha bayaludherutharu. dharilo andharu oke gurram meedha veluthunna iddarini chusi navvuthunte, mundhu kurchunna chirio thanani wish chesthunnaranukuni, thanu kuda navvuthu chethulu uputhu veluthunnadu. dharilo oka restaurant kanipisthe, emanna tindhamani akkada api gurranni bayata kattesi, iddaru lopaliki velli nachos thini bayatikoccaru. bayatikocci chusthe akkada chala gurralunnayi (appude akkadiki vaccina oka cowboy gang thama gurralani akkade kattesaru). veellaki tama gurramedho teliyaka khangaru paduthunte, PK ki oka idea vacci gaba gaba prati gurram thoka paiketti chusthunnadu. chirio vacci, " atta toka etti vasana chusi etta chebuthavura tammudu annadu?" appudu PK, "Endi annay nuvvu mareenu? akkada annitiki vasana oke laga untadhani theliyadha annadu?" chiru: "mari thoka etti sutte etta thelusuddira mana gurram edho?" PK: "oh! neeku american accent artham kadhu kadhu. indhaka manam vasthunnappudu, dharilo andharu LOOK AT THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ON THE HORSE antunnaruga. andhukani thoka etti suttnna mana gurram edha ani" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headmaster Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 /LOOK AT THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ON THE HORSE// adhinetha mama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhinetha Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oka roju sayanthram PK, Chiranjeevi iddaru lawn lo kurchuni matladukuntunnaru. suddenga paina velle kaki chirio meedha retta vesindhi. adhi chusi PK gaba gaba lopaliki parigettaboyadu. Chiru: "Ekkadikira parigettutunnavu?" PK" " Tissue teddamani anniyya" Chiru: "nee pichchi gani, nuvvu tissue thecce dhaka a kaki ikkada kurchuntundha? anavasaramga tissue waste." PK: "a mathram naku theldheti? nuvvu thudusukuntavani teddamanukunna anniyya" Chiru: "edhava! rettesindhi kaki aithe nenu thudusukotametira? aina nenu poddunna bava ni adigithe kadukkomannadu. kadukkunnaga, mallee tissue endhuku waste?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 >>>>LOOK AT THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ON THE HORSE<<<<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 /////endhuku panikirakunda poyadu ..vaadu na paruvu theesadu voorulo talayethukoleka pothunnanu .. intlo nundi tharimiveesanu.. taagubothu ayyada , donga ayyada , goonda ayyada , rapist ayyada .. inka goranga thayarayadu .. SIRIO PAN AYYADU////// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oka roju sayanthram PK, Chiranjeevi iddaru lawn lo kurchuni matladukuntunnaru. suddenga paina velle kaki chirio meedha retta vesindhi. adhi chusi PK gaba gaba lopaliki parigettaboyadu. Chiru: "Ekkadikira parigettutunnavu?" PK" " Tissue teddamani anniyya" Chiru: "nee pichchi gani, nuvvu tissue thecce dhaka a kaki ikkada kurchuntundha? anavasaramga tissue waste." PK: "a mathram naku theldheti? nuvvu thudusukuntavani teddamanukunna anniyya" Chiru: "edhava! rettesindhi kaki aithe nenu thudusukotametira? aina nenu poddunna bava ni adigithe kadukkomannadu. kadukkunnaga, mallee tissue endhuku waste?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Jokulatho kummaru mamalu Navvaleka chacha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhinetha Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Chiranjeevi ontariga kurchunnappudu thega vintu, evaranna vasthunte thakkuna apese pata edhi? Sudha raga sudha anuraga sudha nee peru sudha nee rupu sudha ne pedavi sudha nee paluku sudha nee talapu sudha kastha thelupu sudha............ ........... arunaruna ragam nee vadhanam lo kumkuma thilakam arunaruna ragam nee vadhanam lo kumkuma thilakam cheripesthe cheragani a soubhagyam chiranjeevi kavatame na bhagyam sudhaa raga sudha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhinetha Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oka school lo oka teacher pillalaki lekkalu easy ga arthamavvataniki marnadu class ki prathi okka student oka padhi table tennis balls teesuku rammandi. marnadu theesuku rani vallani chethulettamandhi. venaka bench lo kurchunna potti babloo gadu chetulettadu. ameki face kanapadaka, "who is the hero that has no balls" andhi? babloo gadu quiz question emo anukuni chala confident ga gattiga answer cheppadu, "Chiranjeevi teacher" ani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggie Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 POkiri Jokes on simpri. Simpri to leana. simpri: meerelanti hero to act seyalankutunnaru Ileana: Baga andam ga undi, kuppigantulu veyakunda manchi natana to straight ga royal ga nadavagalige vadai, Magadai undali. Simpri : Ososi deenlo ee okka quality mana daggara lede(manaslu ankuntu) gonukkuntadu. Ileanaedo antunnaru Simpri : emi ledu amma Best of luck septunnam. inkoti Ileana to simpri Meremi chestuntaru simpri : producers nunchi dabbulu teeskoni munchuta untanu. ileana : producers ena leka Simpra : lekemi inka unnaru, Distributors, exhibitors inka naa gorre fans ila andariki Bokka pedata, andaru okkate naku. Simpri: endukua digavu asalu nuvvu naa grinchi emi ankuntunnav. Ileana :mohamata padata untadi simpri: nenmi ankonle seppu. Ileana : Nenu nee gurinchi.... simpri: aa seppu emi ankonu le. Ileana: Publicity pichi to tinnadi arakka, janala blood taagi, kallu peeki, Kidney laagi, Donga awards teeskone dagulbaaji ankunna. Simpri : correctga manam ade. inkoti Producer: era dagulbaaji, aadi daggara dabbulu teeskoni nannue munchavae. Simpri : meeru dabbuliste aadito cinema chesi aadni munchuta. Pakkane unna producer enni cinemalu teeyali neeto ani parigedata untadu simpri aadni pattukoni, enni cinemalu teesamannadi kadu andi, cinema ni munchana leda anadi mukyam. Bichagadu simpri daggarakochi bicham adgutadu inka meeku gurthochniyi rayandi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Oka school lo oka teacher pillalaki lekkalu easy ga arthamavvataniki marnadu class ki prathi okka student oka padhi table tennis balls teesuku rammandi. marnadu theesuku rani vallani chethulettamandhi. venaka bench lo kurchunna potti babloo gadu chetulettadu. ameki face kanapadaka, "who is the hero that has no balls" andhi? babloo gadu quiz question emo anukuni chala confident ga gattiga answer cheppadu, "Chiranjeevi teacher" ani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vasanth Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Andhra Police people are trying to catch the child gang, their activites are escaping the child: One day they observed one scene near Bigbazar, hyd. Chiru is trying to open the card door. (Here we have to add the photo from stalin, in which chiru is trying to open car door, if any body have that plz add) Finally he opened the door and he took one baby into his hands. (here also we have to add the photo from stalin, in which chiru took one baby into hands). Then police immedieatly catches Chiru and arrested him. In the intragation, police severly beated him to get the remaining team members details. But chiru told, i will tell three persons only, if you want you can get three more persons names from each of that three. Police people agreed and they got three persons name from chiru. Chiru told the follwoing three names: PK.AlluAravind,Srikanth. So, Police arrested those three andd they got nine names from those and they they got 27 named from those 9...like that they arrested all the team. (here we can add photo from Tagore, in which all the goverenment people are arrested and polices are trying to beat them to get their leader name). Finally andhra is safe from big gang. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ If we add exact photos, this will be very nice one...since i dont have exact pics i am posting here. I am requesting all the fans to do needful for this. Beacuse after seeing comments on balakrishna especially regading Exercise comments on maharadhi dance photos, i feel very sad. So for that only i planned above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 >>>>Chiranjeevi ontariga kurchunnappudu thega vintu, evaranna vasthunte thakkuna apese pata edhi? Sudha raga sudha anuraga sudha nee peru sudha nee rupu sudha ne pedavi sudha nee paluku sudha nee talapu sudha kastha thelupu sudha............<<<<< Ee Brahmi istyle kooda unda ? (roflmao) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major chandrakanth Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 HAI ALL I HAVE OTHER JOKE ON STALIN. ONE PERSON WATCHED STALIN MOVIE AND WENT TO HIS HUOSE.HE HAD SEX WITH HIS WIFE.HIS WIFE SATISFIED AND SAID THANKS FOR SATISFYING HIM.THEN THE PERSON SAID DON'T SAY THANK U ALSO SATISFY THEREE GUYS. (bump)(bump)(bump)(bump)(bump)(bump)(bump) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adusumilli Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Thanks entiodu for giving the Idea...If they are sending one mail. we have to send atleast 2 anti mails then only they will stop.. Welcome to Stalin's MEGA Kaaaaamedy Kamedy Review 1 ........................ KAMEDY SNIPPETS .................................................. 1)Cut Drawer Kamedy : siru annai... chinna papaki piss poyincha neeku bayataki teesukelli ladies loo deggara tachhadutoo untaadu.... akkada ki trisha vaste request chesi lopaliki pampistadu papani... bayataki vachhina tarvaata papa trisha ni pilichi.... aunty, maniddaridi same pinch.... needi naadi oke colour drayar red clr antadi.... akkada siru annai musi musi gaa navvu kuntaadu.... janaalaki adi ye rakam kamidi yo ... siru annai ke teliyaali... malli kanipinchinappudu kooda same pinch ani gallu settadu mana siru annai... idi stalin lo pedda joku.... ekkada jokelu leka mutaku jokulu adi kooda adolla underwear meeda jokulu script raasinodini teesinodini kaalchi pada D'ngaali..... 2) Chiru Bullet Comedy : SIRU body lo bullet vundi ani ,AP pampinchi Stalin chesaru. Bullet theesina tharuvatha malli military lo job vundi rammantadu Mukesh rushi gadu mana musali tatayyani. 3) 1 is to 3 Comedy : okadu mugguruki help cheyyadam concept ni oka range lo comedy chesthaaru worldwide. okkokkadu mugguriki cheppandraa babu ee cinema ki raavoddhu ani... Mugguru Mugguru kalisi podhaam bayataku...idhe theater lo paristhiti 4) TV-9 news Kamedy .. : Boarder lo unde militry vaadu TV-9 news choosi chalo AP ani janaalni yesukoni vachhestaaru... pedda kamidioooo kamidi..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adusumilli Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Quoted from satya141 HAI ALL I HAVE OTHER JOKE ON STALIN. ONE PERSON WATCHED STALIN MOVIE AND WENT TO HIS HUOSE.HE HAD SEX WITH HIS WIFE.HIS WIFE SATISFIED AND SAID THANKS FOR SATISFYING HIM.THEN THE PERSON SAID DON'T SAY THANK U ALSO SATISFY THEREE GUYS. EXCELLENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xendia Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 1:3 Mega Formula Okka Chiru bommalu choosinanduku ippudu muggurini soodandani janaalaki siksha esaaru Pawan + Arjun + Ramcharan Vaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmoooooooooooo Ee muggurini soosthe tharvaatha thommidi mandi vachesthaaaaraaaaaaaa ? PPPPPPPaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppoooooooonnnnnnnndddddddrrrrrrrrooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy Bathiki unte Bemmaanandam eediyolu soodochu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bewarsebabu Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 oka siru pan nunakinapalem nunchi soptware nerchukini us velladu. stalin chusina anandam lo shop ki velladu tv konataniki. konni chusi customer service vadi daggaraki velli naku e tv kavali ani annadu. daniki vadu nenu siru pans ki ammanu annadu. siru pan ascharyapadi taravata roju geddam meesalu pettukuni mallee ade shop ki velli ade customer service vadi to ade tv kavali ani annadu c.s. vadu mallee siru pans ki ammanu annadu. veedu malli sikh vesham vesukuni velte c.s. ade answer ichadu vadu inka c.s. to nuvvu naku tv ammakapoyina parledu nenu siru pan ani niku ela telusu cheppu ani batimaladu. ventane c.s. us lo microwave oven ni tv anukunedi siru pans okkalle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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