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Q: What are the best romantic relationship hacks?

 

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I am reminded of a joke:

The wise man, married for many years, gave his newlywed son this advice:

One day you are going to be driving home from the bar at 2AM, having misseddinner and never called your wife. Despite still being drunk, you will turn off the lights of your car and the engine and roll silently into the driveway. But no matter how softly you tiptoe up the door and silently enter the house, your wife will come running down the stairs screaming like a banshee demanding answers.

Instead of trying to sneak in, rev the engine loud, come screaming down thestreet and with the squeal of tires and brakes, pull into the driveway. Then stomp up the stairs and throw the door open so it slams into the wall and yellup the stairs, "Honey I'm home.... and I'm ready for some good luvin'!"

I guarantee she will pretend to be fast asleep.

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What-are-some-of-the-great-examples-of-coincidence?

 

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Two years ago my ex-girlfriend dumped me because i had 'no future' and i was focusing much on my start-up which according to her wasn't going anywhere. 
 
Just last week, her current boyfriend applied for a job we advertised. 

Small world.

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